"I pull up to the mall in my tour bus
And now the whole mall's on my tour bus
I'm sipping on Patron in my tour bus
Now we're pulling up to my home in my tour bus"
So on R.'s last worthwhile release, The Demo Tape, from about a year ago, he talks about going to the mall. Like, a lot. Probably almost as much as he usually talks about going to the club. You start to think this dude is at the mall almost as much as he's at the club. Which is crazy. So I'm sitting there listening to this album with my girlfriend at the time, and we're thinking "Why is R. hitting up the mall so much? Who even goes to the mall at all?"
Then we realized who does go to the mall. 14-year-old-girls. Mystery solved. You're welcome.
(In all seriousness, R.'s "The Demo Tape" is seriously good, on many levels.)
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