Song: Only the Loot Can Make Me Happy
Album: R
With all due respect, I think R.'s math is a little off here. What he's implying, in case you need me to spell it out for you, is that the way he sexes these girls makes them "sing," in a sense. And even though, presumably, they start with pipes far inferior to Mariah's (because let's face it: That lady's got some fucking PIPES) they "perform" in a sense when he "performs," in a sense.
Whatever. You get it.
But what I don't understand is this: If Mariah starts OUT with amazing pipes, and then someone like R. did those special things to her then wouldn't that render her not only able to hit them notes those other girls did, but also then some? Simple extrapolation tells us that if she and R. ever got together, they'd better to do so in a really, really structurally sound edifice. Somewhere like the Pentagon. A place built to withstand the supersonic ultrawaves that might destroy lesser buildings - but in a really sexy way that left the rubble thinking hey, maybe that was worth it. You only live once.
It's probably safer if those two don't do it at all.
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I wonder if R. and Mariah are friends. He seems very well connected in the R&B/ Rap world of music - Jay Z, Charmillionaire, Usher, they all seem to hang out. I sometimes get really curious about what the social scene is. If they all hang out or if it's all just a working relationship. I feel like it could make for a really good reality show.
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