Song Title: Real Talk
Album: Double Up, 2007
Full Verse:
You Call My Mommas House And What?
Girl My Momma Aint Gotta Screen No Calls For Me
Real Talk, And Watch Your Mouth
Fuck Me? Girl Fuck You!
I Dont Give A Fuck About What You're Talking About
Im Sick Of This Bullshit Im Coming Home
And Getting My Shit And Gettin Tha Fuck Up Out In A Dodge
You Aint Gotta Worry About Me No More
And The Next Time Your Ass Get Horny
Go Fuck One Of Your Funky Ass Friends
Hell Yeah, You Probably Doing That Shit Anyway
You Gonna Burn What?
Bitch I Wish You Would Burn My Motherfucking Clothes
This actually isn't so much of a verse as it is a long rant by R. Kelly about his girlfriend that he is not happy with. And it isn't so much evidence of his genius as it is just plain interesting. In most of R.'s song he's playing such a romantic (see: 'Sex At 1st Sight', or 'I like the crotch on you'), but in this one he's just plain pissed off. About normal relationship stuff. Like the girl being nice to R. when he gives her money and then yells at him later - "Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that." Or like the girlfriends of his lady being way too involved in their lives. The guy's having relationship problems! Kinda makes him more human, right?
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Holy shit. Gettin' the fuck out in a dodge? Kells, you know you don't own a dodge, player. Can you imagine? R. driving a dodge duster or something? I realize this is a play on "getting out of dodge" but still. Dodge Caravan? Or a neon? Hilarious. Actually the Caravan would be good for an impromptu move out. Lots of space. Maybe R. does keep one around just for shit just like this. I bet it sits on 28's though.
I was wondering about that Dodge line, too. Does R. drive a Dodge? And yeah, what kind of Dodge? Let's hope it's not a Neon. While it served me well during drivers ed classes and I'm always happy to rent a Neon, I don't think they're up to R.Kelly standards.
A Dodge Neon is maybe the lamest car R. could possibly drive.
At least in a caravan you could have sex really easily. Which, you gotta figure, would have been a big selling point for R. when he was on the Dodge car lot with a car salesman.
a sexy car salesman. or most likely woman
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