Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"And it's gotta be sexy so I'll think it through carefully"


Song Title: "Feelin' You in Stereo"
Album: Unfinished Business 2004

Full Verse:
I'm, in the studio thinkin' about my next hit song
Tryin' to come up with a melody that will turn you on
On the MPC3000 tryin' to come up with beats
That'll make come on over here and lay down here with me
I'm searchin' for that special mind blowin' melody
And it's gotta be sexy so I'll think it through carefully

Well now, here we have it. After weeks of hypothesizing about R.'s song writing techniques, we now have hard evidence. R. Kelly, as we guessed, is constantly trying to think of the absolute sexiest lyrics he possibly can, with the sole objective of having more sex. Case closed.

Is it time to end the blog?


I don't think so. We still have the lyric "
Except I'm Your Sex-A-Saurus Baby" to cover. That may take years to fully explore.

3 comments:

Luly said...

Oh yeah, not to mention Trapped in the Closet. Which may just need a blog of its own.

Kelly Sharp said...

I figure Trapped in the Closet will need its own special introduction. Like, Countdown to Trapped in the Closet. Or Waiting in the Closet (3 days left!). And then we dedicate, like, a whole month to that one epic song.

Luly said...

Yes, we'll have Trapped in the Closet month, and also a whole week dedicated to 'The Zoo'...


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